With the coin of wisdom stolen and the coin of time nowhere to be found, Jules is forced to ask for help from her temperamental sister. Though they’re still on rocky ground, her sister knows people she doesn’t. Thankfully, the zombie pirates are still standing with Jules as humans in all their rum-drinking, dirty-minded glory.

When Jules recieves a ransom note with demands she isn’t willing to meet, she has some decisions to make. Time’s running out to reunite them and destroy them, and if she misses her chance, the world remains in peril for another two hundred years. That can’t be, so she swigs down some Advil, pulls up her big-girl britches, and takes the bull by the horns like an Southern woman would do.